Best Bear Joke ever (besides the team)

#1 Ballack

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 09:08 AM

Being from Wisconsin and being a die hard Packer fan all my life, I have heard tons of jokes referencing the fail-train team to our south. This might be the best one ever since I am a Republican as well.

So the Packers had a hell of a season last year you know Super Bowl champs and all...

Looking back at their season they were a nightmare for opposing teams:

Trent Edwards (Bills) lost his job after the preseason game against the Pack.
Kevin Kolb and Michael Vick (Eagles) were both injured in a week one loss vs Green Bay.
Brad Childress (Viqueens), Wade Phillips (Cowgirls), and Mike Singletary (Niners) all lost their jobs after getting stomped by the Green and Gold along with most of their coaching staff.
Last but not least Jay Cutler and Todd Collins (Bears) both got injured in a NFC title game loss to Aaron Rodgers and company.

So really if you think about it the Packers created more jobs than Obama did last year.

Bring the PLAYER, not the CLASS. A true lesson in EPEEN management.

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 10:41 AM

I don't get it whose Packers and whats a Michael Vick

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 11:51 AM

Ballack, on 02 October 2011 - 09:08 AM, said:

So really if you think about it the Packers created more jobs than Obama did last year.

So how is this a Bears joke? Also the joke fails on a fundamental level since job creation implies new jobs, not people getting fired. The neo-classicists in Chicago will hate that more than Jay Cutler.

Stick to the cheese and leave the joke-writing to the Jews.

Guinthel, on 02 October 2011 - 10:41 AM, said:

I don't get it whose Packers and whats a Michael Vick

Packers are like the Bruins, but less annoying since they're not from Boston. Vick is like Wayne Simmonds, just replace Sean Avery with dogs, faggot with electrocution, and black with black.

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 05:05 PM

/facepalm

Obama is a Bears fan and any chance to insult the Bears makes it a joke.

Some people have no sense of humor.

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Posted 02 October 2011 - 05:59 PM

Ballack, on 02 October 2011 - 05:05 PM, said:

/facepalm

Obama is a Bears fan and any chance to insult the Bears makes it a joke.

Some people have no sense of humor.

Making fun of Trent Edwards is a Bears joke? The joke's not about the Bears, it's about the Packers. Sorry I like jokes that are funny and make sense. Maybe I'm just smarter than your average bear (or cheesehead). Now if you wanted to go with a Cutler's knee / Obamacare angle, there could be something there.