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Why Sobe Gets Laid And Velk Doesn't

#21 User is offline   Sobeyet 

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 01:33 AM

View Postliiliaa, on 14 August 2010 - 12:43 AM, said:

Most of the teens I have contact with are still in high school. I know when most of the country was having sex right and left the bible belt was still a little behind the times. (I live in Houston) But even that is changing. Where my kids are not sexually active...nor most of their friends (personally i think it's rebellion since I'm their mother). Many of the students are sexually active. And yes I know because some of them tell me how often they masturbate a day/week and I get asked the questions most kids would never dream of asking an adult/parent. They also know if they need condoms I'll be glad to buy them if they are to embarrassed to buy them themselves.

I think you will see the figures go up in the near future.


Well that's the thing, I think it already has gone up, at least in the metropolitan areas. I know the big news when I was in school was how kids were trying oral earlier and earlier - the rumors about kids doing it at my school first happened in middle school at 12-13 years old. Seems like kids are doing anal nowadays to prevent pregnancy and uphold some bizarre notion of vaginal sanctity. But high school isn't that big of a deal, there's such a wide gap in emotional/physical maturity amongst kids that age. But if you're 25 and don't know what you like sexually I would tend to call that unhealthy. As I mentioned earlier I don't think I know one person that's single at the age of 25 and has had less than 10 partners. I would say the average for the mid-20s people I know are somewhere between 50 and 100, with the really slutty people well into 100.

View Postliiliaa, on 14 August 2010 - 12:43 AM, said:

It is also true that people associated with WW2 to the 50's spent a lot of time being embarrassed about the topic in general. So it doesn't surprise me that 'older people' are more conservative. We never had a "birds and the bees" discussion. I remember my mother taking away a book on sexuality from me at 16! I started having sex at 17.


I had a health class in 6th grade that went over the reproductive system, STDs, using contraception, etc. I don't think any of the parents were particularly liberal, but they had an option to exclude their kid if they preferred and I don't believe anyone did. There definitely weren't any bible-thumping fundamentalists protesting the class.

View Postliiliaa, on 14 August 2010 - 12:43 AM, said:

BTW Sobe have u ever told a girl what u liked when it comes to Oral? If so did it make a difference? (yes this is a nosy question but u don't have to answer.)


Oh sure, but I'm into some weird shit so I can't expect everyone to be into it; I blame being desensitized to vanilla sex by violent porn. Again, the biggest thing about performing oral is liking/wanting to do it, and some people don't like a penis in their mouth. But beyond that, not everyone can deep throat, or they don't like gagging/choking/spitting/face-fucking and to me that's like having thanksgiving dinner without the stuffing and gravy. Girls who are into that tend to be at the top of my booty call list. When I was younger I was more about padding my numbers but now I just look for people that are good in bed and interesting enough to keep around for a few months. I also hate using condoms and that's a terrible combination with one-night stands; at least there's a degree of safety if it's someone on the regular.

And Karela kind of hit the nail on the head, younger girl with some self-esteem / daddy issues that talks a lot of shit to cover up her insecurities? Definitely up for rough sex and the kind of person I would zero in on.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 02:45 AM

View PostSobeyet, on 13 August 2010 - 08:34 PM, said:

Also, the sexual cannibalism was an inside joke at Karela since we're both into some twisted BDSM shit. [...] And Karela kind of hit the nail on the head, younger girl with some self-esteem / daddy issues that talks a lot of shit to cover up her insecurities? Definitely up for rough sex and the kind of person I would zero in on.


Sobe, are you saying my confidence in you was misplaced? I am taken-aback. What you and I say in guild-chat in front of onlookers at 2 a.m. is not meant for the people with respectable schedules to hear.

"Kind of person" is the most important phrase in the sentence. Let's not be starting some kind of rumor that I am a short Asian girl with some semblance of an acceptable rack.

View PostSobeyet, on 13 August 2010 - 05:15 PM, said:

And I would call your self esteem issues moderate, not severe Jo.


At least acknowledge me as a fellow try-hard predator for appearances.


View PostSobeyet, on 13 August 2010 - 08:34 PM, said:

The quote is from the wikipedia page for the praying mantis (was playing off her "preying" comment) and isn't meant for humans, I just thought it was a funny way to look at her relationship with her bf.

I prefer to think of it more like the relationship angler fish have.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 03:08 AM

View PostKarela, on 14 August 2010 - 02:45 AM, said:

Sobe, are you saying my confidence in you was misplaced? I am taken-aback. What you and I say in guild-chat in front of onlookers at 2 a.m. is not meant for the people with respectable schedules to hear.

"Kind of person" is the most important phrase in the sentence. Let's not be starting some kind of rumor that I am a short Asian girl with some semblance of an acceptable rack.


Well if you want to nitpick right now is around the time we'd be having such conversations (did I mention guild chat and herescasters is a lot more boring with you not around?). Also, I wasn't even talking about you with that last part, was just going over what I was into; way to show your hand. Didn't realize you had daddy issues, but that's kind of hot. Want to cyborz? I hear it doesn't count as sex.

You're definitely too tall (insert obligatory Deuce Bigalow joke) and could use some, um, augmentations, but I prefer white girls anyway.

But the dealbreaker is that you're:

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View PostKarela, on 14 August 2010 - 02:45 AM, said:

At least acknowledge me as a fellow try-hard predator for appearances.


The only thing predatory about you is your husky voice. Well except towards guys like Kev.

View PostKarela, on 14 August 2010 - 02:45 AM, said:

I prefer to think of it more like the relationship angler fish have.


Oh you mean like http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler - I think someone posted it in the funny thread.

I've told you before, I'm terrified for Kevin's life. And it's people like him that are bringing down that 6-12 by 30 average.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 03:51 AM

Best part about getting in at 350am? Browsing the forums to see if Sobe's posted anything. The later the hour the better post.

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 04:02 AM

View PostSavros, on 14 August 2010 - 03:51 AM, said:

Best part about getting in at 350am? Browsing the forums to see if Sobe's posted anything. The later the hour the better post.

Savros


If only my iPhone got reception in the subway I'd post even more. Taking 45 mins to get home to Brooklyn is garbage.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 04:22 AM

I can imagine, coverage in the big D is fairly shitty. Though I will take this moment to say I always thought you were a Bottom, possibly a Switch, but now definatley a Bottom. I'd also be curious what the number of partners you've had.

But to give a readers digest response to your inquiry:
Age-32
Age of becoming Sexually Active: 23
Number of Parters: 20-25

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 04:39 AM

View PostSavros, on 14 August 2010 - 04:22 AM, said:

I can imagine, coverage in the big D is fairly shitty. Though I will take this moment to say I always thought you were a Bottom, possibly a Switch, but now definatley a Bottom. I'd also be curious what the number of partners you've had.

But to give a readers digest response to your inquiry:
Age-32
Age of becoming Sexually Active: 23
Number of Parters: 20-25

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Me a bottom? Nowai. The few relationships I've been in since college have all been of the D/s variety and I couldn't tolerate even switching. I like it when girls talk back though, more fun to smack them around and put them in their place. I would even go as far as saying it's easier for me to empathize with a gay top than a straight bottom. Maybe I've been surrounded by the alpha-male / type A personality types too long; hell even Don Draper likes to get slapped around by a prostitute. My arrogance is probably the biggest obstacle though, I'm usually great at seeing things from multiple perspectives but I just can't imagine myself subbing for anyone.

And as far as my number of partners I stopped keeping track after it stopped mattering to me. If I had to guess I'm somewhere in that 50-100 range, probably closer to 100 than 50. Mostly from ages 19-23, I don't go out or sleep around as much as I used to. Also stopped taking dance classes, being the only straight guy in a room with +30 girls was awesome.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 09:19 AM

You guys are sluts...
Age-22
Age of becoming Sexually Active: 16
Number of Parters: 2 by sobie's definition
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 10:20 AM

I thought you'd be sluttier. Were you seeing Kellexx all throughout university?
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 10:26 AM

Nope.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 10:34 AM

View PostRohanna, on 14 August 2010 - 10:26 AM, said:

Nope.


Stop killing pirates and go get some, no wonder you're so fixated on cookies.

I'm curious about Rystorm, I would think he'd be the sluttiest one out of all of us.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 01:25 PM

Rystorm is more of a whore probably cheats on his gf.

and I am gonna vote Guinthel to be the sluttiest actually.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 01:52 PM

View PostRohanna, on 14 August 2010 - 01:25 PM, said:

Rystorm is more of a whore probably cheats on his gf.

and I am gonna vote Guinthel to be the sluttiest actually.


I don't see gunther having that kind of game, but then again he's dealing with Canadian girls so that helps. And rystorm has that whole Maine thing working against him. People from small towns are scary. You live out in the boonies too right? How many people in your town?
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 02:19 PM

Slutty? I'm with Sobe on this one-among the communities here I'm considered the prude. That or it's an Asian thing.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 03:00 PM

View PostSobeyet, on 14 August 2010 - 03:08 AM, said:

But the dealbreaker is that you're:

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Too old indeed but I make up for it with character.

Some additional positives:

1. I don't smoke so I won't look like a shar pei, like you will, when I reach 40.

2. I don't have a lot of excess weight and have to worry about looking like an empty potato sack, like you do, if I lose weight.

3. I get to look forward to your imminent mid-life crisis.

Sobeyet said:

Now I'm closer to 30 than I'd care to admit


4. And my husky, dyke-like voice gets me a lot of female attention.

View PostSobeyet, on 14 August 2010 - 03:08 AM, said:

I've told you before, I'm terrified for Kevin's life.

He just has it so bad. Back rubs, home-cooked meals, and a maid. Torturous.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 03:26 PM

View PostSavros, on 14 August 2010 - 04:22 AM, said:

I can imagine, coverage in the big D is fairly shitty. Though I will take this moment to say I always thought you were a Bottom, possibly a Switch, but now definatley a Bottom. I'd also be curious what the number of partners you've had.

But to give a readers digest response to your inquiry:
Age-32
Age of becoming Sexually Active: 23
Number of Parters: 20-25

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wooah, Sobe a bottom? That's like saying Darth Vader is a great babysitter!

While my numbers are actually small compared to most of u (Rohanna being the exception), I was also married at 22 and was generally monogamous when I was dating someone. (unless we did it together)
If I were single today, I know I'd have had more partners. Actually in the BC (before children) my husband and I did some 4somes so my number has gone up a little. I didn't bring the average down anyway!

Which if u guys are the most slutty? I don't know u all enough. Sobe is the loudest, I'm glad to hear we have women who are female predators these days!!!

Canadians as far as I can tell is more liberal than the US though more laid back. Those I've met often times seem more satisfied with sitting back getting drunk and high and not willing to put any work to find partners but have less hang-ups about it. lol (maybe a lower sex drive from being so laid back) the farther away from major towns the more laid back.

My daughter is emphatic that Koreans are the sexiest guys on earth.

There are some parts of the country that do seem to keep sex in the family....appalachia... now that's scary.

Rystorm is fun and has a sexy voice. I think he could keep girls happy. ;) And I wouldn't want to comment on cheating on his gf. lol

Over all it is great to know that people are enjoying sex more these days than 50years ago and have more confidence and willing to try more "fun" things.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 03:51 PM

I live in a town of 9,000 people today but I have moved away from home twice and lived in bigger cities one was Kitchener/Waterloo which has 3 universities/colleges with large names and houses RIM which has a large number of jobs, so its not short of people.
The other Thunderbay and people there are too dirty to have sex with :P.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 04:10 PM

View Postliiliaa, on 14 August 2010 - 03:26 PM, said:

wooah, Sobe a bottom? That's like saying Darth Vader is a great babysitter!

Could see it. Many successful males in the business world with high-stress jobs enjoy the lack of control from time to time. And the front he puts forth is icing on the assumption cake.

View Postliiliaa, on 14 August 2010 - 03:26 PM, said:

Rystorm is fun and has a sexy voice. I think he could keep girls happy. ;) And I wouldn't want to comment on cheating on his gf. lol

Rystorm is the guild dreamboat. He'd get a lot of attention from the boys if he came out West.

Kind of wish I hadn't quit WoW before you came along. You seem really cool and brimming with stories. Maybe we can still be friends though we play different games? :3
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 04:20 PM

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View PostRohanna, on 14 August 2010 - 01:25 PM, said:

Rystorm is more of a whore probably cheats on his gf.

and I am gonna vote Guinthel to be the sluttiest actually.


I don't see gunther having that kind of game, but then again he's dealing with Canadian girls so that helps. And rystorm has that whole Maine thing working against him. People from small towns are scary. You live out in the boonies too right? How many people in your town?

On the money. I have no game, and have been dating the same girl for 3 years (although now its more of a friends with benefits thing now). The key is dating a girl who is either smarter than you, or has a wealthier family.
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 04:58 PM

View PostSavros, on 14 August 2010 - 02:19 PM, said:

Slutty? I'm with Sobe on this one-among the communities here I'm considered the prude. That or it's an Asian thing.


Well technically species are considered successful based on how well they reproduce, so Asians in the hizowwwse. If only the Chinese would stop killing the female offspring we'd be running the place.
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