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Posted 23 February 2010 - 12:41 PM

Retbreh here I spec'd prot cause its hard, an I hit the 696969 rotation cause the girls like stam.

I defo use vent, but most the time it is to play Hannah Montana or Keisha, they are the shiz.

Typically I play all day err day cause the raids are mad abailable on this low pop baddie pve dragon slayin server.

I'm the US breh, that time zone.

I was on all the Requiems on all the other servers except this one, this ones bad.

I pretty much have all the raid experience eva.

I'm not applying to your guild, I'm fist pumping ova here to let you know I'm leet.

http://www.wowarmory...nden&cn=Retbreh , any Time i log out its in my pvp gear /flex

I know alot of the kids in the guild but i doubt any want me to voice that, because I'm pretty much a troll.




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Posted 23 February 2010 - 12:49 PM

We're pretty deep in prot paladins and ret paladins already.

If you had Paulie's hair we might have been able to work something out, or at least Ronnie's interesting mix of romanticism and 'roid rage, but Mike? Nah.

More seriously, you're in your ret pvp gear and have a ret pvp spec, so its hard to go by much other than your Prot spec which is a little funky. I can think of situations in which it would be a good spec, but as someone who's guildless I'd think it'd be a little hard to ensure you're in the right situation to use it. Also, no minor prot glyphs is kinda weak.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:33 PM

It's Ke$ha

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 11:08 PM

Wrathblood!

He even said he was atroll

how'd u get troll'd


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Inno, I bet the inside of your head is such a neat place.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 12:55 AM

I don't think you can actually troll Wrath in anything pally related.

He just uses it as an excuse to break out into a discussion of mechanics.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 01:35 AM

Cuddle hit the nail on the head. Was I the one getting trolled, or was I using it as an excuse to launch into a discussion of how his spec and gearing affected his blocking? I've had exchanges with trolls end with the trolls throwing in the towel and me pursuing them regarding avenues of discussion we hadn't even broached yet.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 04:57 AM

View PostWrathblood, on 24 February 2010 - 01:35 AM, said:

Cuddle hit the nail on the head. Was I the one getting trolled, or was I using it as an excuse to launch into a discussion of how his spec and gearing affected his blocking? I've had exchanges with trolls end with the trolls throwing in the towel and me pursuing them regarding avenues of discussion we hadn't even broached yet.




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Oohhhh my goodnesss


ohhh wrathblood


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oh my goodness.

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View PostCuddlebutt, on 23 August 2010 - 04:57 PM, said:

Inno, I bet the inside of your head is such a neat place.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:54 AM

View PostCuddlebutt, on 24 February 2010 - 12:55 AM, said:

I don't think you can actually troll Wrath in anything pally related.

He just uses it as an excuse to break out into a discussion of mechanics.



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View PostWrathblood, on 24 February 2010 - 01:35 AM, said:

Cuddle hit the nail on the head. Was I the one getting trolled, or was I using it as an excuse to launch into a discussion of how his spec and gearing affected his blocking? I've had exchanges with trolls end with the trolls throwing in the towel and me pursuing them regarding avenues of discussion we hadn't even broached yet.




PFFFPTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oohhhh my goodnesss


ohhh wrathblood


*laughs uncontrolably*


oh my goodness.

have i mentioned how i adore you lately?

because I do <3



Yo wrath I was gonna go troll battle on you breh,

but it looks as though your scrotum is busy ATM

hit me up maine
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 03:17 PM

Ah, if you want to troll me on anything class/spec/mechanics related, I'm NEVER too busy.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 05:12 PM

View PostWrathblood, on 24 February 2010 - 03:17 PM, said:

Ah, if you want to troll me on anything class/spec/mechanics related, I'm NEVER too busy.


kk breh

I got a sticky situation per se breh, A paladin happens to be in the new dungeon system, LFG... Cause you know he needs company breh, its one of those long lonely nights.

He really, really, really......... Did I say reeeeheeeeeheeeeeeallllly wants to meet up with some b.e chicks, like a naughty warlock or a frisky mage.


But to no avail this tank with mad stam, the huge pve gear, gets que'd up with this large mouth breathing knuckle dragin Tauren female droooo.

All she does is moo, an chew on some cud, I mean breh, in this mechanic, what would you do?











































































Don't lie breh, you'd hit it? AMIRITE?
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 06:54 PM

First off, what you consider to be "mechanics" is almost as embarrassing as your obvious lack of knowledge about them. I mean, I saw your gear and spec and thought "its funky, but he might know what he's doing", but clearly I was wrong. Lets start by discussing how you clearly misunderstand block. A key component of block, which I guess you somehow never learned, is BR. Block rating? Sure, sure, that's its PRIMARY function, but someone who did their homework on EJ would know that it ALSO stands for Bovine Reduction. If you'd been stacking BR for heroics, like the pros do, and capped it, then you'd never have been in this situation. In fact, one of the hidden benefits of actually capping your BR is that you sometimes end up in parties with female Draenei, which is why people pursue Block so fervently and often run around casting Holy Shield in Dalaran. They're making sure its up when the LFD queue goes off, obviously.

Second, this reminds me of a story an old buddy of mine once told me. This guy (who I won't name because he's slept with pretty much everyone and someone might recognize him) was dating this girl, and they spent the weekend at his Dad's place, and I asked if the girl and his dad got along. My buddy looked at me strangely and said "My dad loves any girl willing to sleep with me, because he's grateful that ANYONE's standards are that low".

So, I think that's enough of a response. I've made my points and I think I've put in enough time. But that'd kinda be doing a half-assed job, don't you think? Because I never really answered your question, did I? Well, there's a reason for that. See, I've got two answers and I can't decide which I like more. I could get all Barrens and say something like "Of course I would, because I wouldn't want to be rude to your mom", or I could say something like "My buddy, who's been EVERYWHERE, says he knows this Tauren and dude, there are tricks we don't even have words to describe what can be done... Just hope you survive the night."
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 10:40 PM

View PostWrathblood, on 24 February 2010 - 06:54 PM, said:

First off, what you consider to be "mechanics" is almost as embarrassing as your obvious lack of knowledge about them. I mean, I saw your gear and spec and thought "its funky, but he might know what he's doing", but clearly I was wrong. Lets start by discussing how you clearly misunderstand block. A key component of block, which I guess you somehow never learned, is BR. Block rating? Sure, sure, that's its PRIMARY function, but someone who did their homework on EJ would know that it ALSO stands for Bovine Reduction. If you'd been stacking BR for heroics, like the pros do, and capped it, then you'd never have been in this situation. In fact, one of the hidden benefits of actually capping your BR is that you sometimes end up in parties with female Draenei, which is why people pursue Block so fervently and often run around casting Holy Shield in Dalaran. They're making sure its up when the LFD queue goes off, obviously.

Second, this reminds me of a story an old buddy of mine once told me. This guy (who I won't name because he's slept with pretty much everyone and someone might recognize him) was dating this girl, and they spent the weekend at his Dad's place, and I asked if the girl and his dad got along. My buddy looked at me strangely and said "My dad loves any girl willing to sleep with me, because he's grateful that ANYONE's standards are that low".

So, I think that's enough of a response. I've made my points and I think I've put in enough time. But that'd kinda be doing a half-assed job, don't you think? Because I never really answered your question, did I? Well, there's a reason for that. See, I've got two answers and I can't decide which I like more. I could get all Barrens and say something like "Of course I would, because I wouldn't want to be rude to your mom", or I could say something like "My buddy, who's been EVERYWHERE, says he knows this Tauren and dude, there are tricks we don't even have words to describe what can be done... Just hope you survive the night."




cool story breh,


but i defo stopped reading when i saw the wall of text
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 10:48 PM

going to have to side in favor of wrathblood.


Retbreh's reply was only barely a counter-troll, but also illsutrated minor bits of annoyance and aggravation, making Wrathblood the superior troll in this case.


Congradulations Wrathblood, you're amazing (But we already knew that)

HOly crap, i laughed my head off too...
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Inno, I bet the inside of your head is such a neat place.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:10 PM

View PostInnocence, on 24 February 2010 - 10:48 PM, said:

going to have to side in favor of wrathblood.


Retbreh's reply was only barely a counter-troll, but also illsutrated minor bits of annoyance and aggravation, making Wrathblood the superior troll in this case.


Congradulations Wrathblood, you're amazing (But we already knew that)

HOly crap, i laughed my head off too...


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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:29 PM

View PostWeezy, on 24 February 2010 - 11:10 PM, said:

View PostInnocence, on 24 February 2010 - 10:48 PM, said:

going to have to side in favor of wrathblood.


Retbreh's reply was only barely a counter-troll, but also illsutrated minor bits of annoyance and aggravation, making Wrathblood the superior troll in this case.


Congradulations Wrathblood, you're amazing (But we already knew that)

HOly crap, i laughed my head off too...


WHOA WHOA LOTS OF CAWK SUCKING GOING ON HERE



but only since you got here.
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Inno, I bet the inside of your head is such a neat place.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:30 PM

Bah. I hadn't even warmed up yet. Disappointing.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:39 PM

LOL.

Wrath 1: Ret 0

Please hit me up if there's a round two.

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 01:21 AM

View PostWrathblood, on 24 February 2010 - 11:30 PM, said:

Bah. I hadn't even warmed up yet. Disappointing.

Bovine reduction isn't a factor yet, wait till next expac please.
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 11:50 AM

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WHOA WHOA LOTS OF CAWK SUCKING GOING ON HERE



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