[Sobeyet]

Discuss your talents and tell us how long you have been this particular spec (ie: mostly played holy, just went shadow 2 weeks ago):

Standard 0/13/58 destro spec that's all the rage nowadays. Rotation of CoD/CoA > Immo > Conf > Chaos > Incinerate (x 2-3). I use CoA on trash or fights with multiple adds. Fairly good at lining up backdraft with CDs, though I could be better. I've only been destro for a couple of weeks, but played the lol-sb-spam version back in BC. Previously I was 53/0/18 affliction which had a more difficult rotation so I'm confident I can get the hang of my new spec quickly. Also have some experience as demo, and can tank/kite if the boss mechanic calls for it.

Ventrilo and do you have a mic:

Yes to both, though my mic seems to sound scratchy on my new computer. Not a big loss, most people can't wait for me to shut up anyway.

Typical Weekly Playtime:

8-11 on raid nights, can't really stay on past that since I wake up at 5.

Time Zone:

EST.

Previous Guilds:

Exodus - Ysondre
Heresiarch - Drenden

Previous Raiding Experience:

• Classic WoW - None while 60 as I started to play in TBC.
  
• TBC:
  • (Heresiarch, resto shaman) Kara, Gruul, Mag, SSC, TK, ZA, MH, BT full clears. Kael/Vashj killed before badge gear / attunement nerf, first ZA bear group horde side, most Horde-side server firsts. No Sunwell progress before Wotlk nerfs due to lack of interest from raiders.
  
  
• Wotlk:
  • (Heresiarch, hunter) T7 - Naxx, Malygos, Sarth3D, Archavon cleared. Also served as an officer and led raids when Mucknip was busy touching himself. Transferred to Exodus a couple of weeks before the end of T7, picked up a nifty Immortal title.
    
  • (Exodus, hunter) T8 - Ulduar, Emalon cleared. World 2nd Mimiron kill, world 5th Yogg kill. Top 10 world and top 3 US kills on just about every hard mode.

Why are you applying to us:

Things are a bit hectic in my personal life nowadays so I'm unable to keep up the insane hours of hardcore raiding. I still get the itch to raid, so Heresiarch would be a good fit with my schedule. Also I miss being able to raid while heavily intoxicated. Actually the real reason is for sexy times with Muen.₁

Link us your Armory:

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.x...n&n=Sobeyit (Yes, my gear is terrible.)

Wow web stats reports:

I've only done one 25-man on the lock, but Heresiarch's WWS seems to be empty and I didn't take a log from last week. Maybe Karela deleted it because she was embarrassed. I started off as top DPS on Yogg, had to scale back a bit since people started worrying about getting beat on meters. lol. Here's the one for Exodus, though I haven't raided in over a month: http://worldoflogs.com/guilds/2301/

Do you know anyone in guild? If so please list your pals.

Some new folks I don't know, know most of the old-timers more than I care to.

Tell us a bit about yourself:

I'm a 25 year old (emphasis on old) dude that lives in NY. During the summer I love to go out in the city - concerts, boozing, hitting on skanky girls (hai Inno).

¹Actually the real reason I'm apping is because the terrible apps other people put in make me sad. And no one seems to read my other sample app in the application thread. Also, you're not the top guild any more, scrubs.

[Innocence]

Sobeyet, on Jul 9 2009, 12:31 PM, said:

hitting on skanky girls (hai Inno).

SUP BIG BOY!!!!!!!1`````~

[Wrathblood]

Deny. Something just doesn't feel right to me.

How do you reconcile hitting clubs/going to concerts/hitting on skanky girls with getting up at 5 am? That doesn't add up to me. Why are you getting up at 5 am? Are you pretending to be a party guy but are really just a poser who takes his job seriously?

Plus, we'd need to see a wws of the club action before we'll believe it.

[Sobeyet]

Wrathblood, on Jul 9 2009, 03:04 PM, said:

How do you reconcile hitting clubs/going to concerts/hitting on skanky girls with getting up at 5 am? That doesn't add up to me.

Thanks to my rotation of Clubs > Vodka (main nuke) > Dance > Chain-smoke it actually lines up perfectly. Also the GCD (Grand Central Cooldown) prevents me from using "Metro North train" so I wait until then to pop my "stagger onto platform and pass out" ability. If I'm playing perfectly I remember to set my hearth at the "Skanky Girl Inn" and I take the yellow cab flight path back to Northrend.

Wrathblood, on Jul 9 2009, 03:04 PM, said:

Why are you getting up at 5 am? Are you pretending to be a party guy but are really just a poser who takes his job seriously?

My new dual-spec forced me to take points out of "Improved Aspect of the Porsche" so I have to give myself time to out-MPH the swarm of Merritt Parkway adds. I take my job so seriously that I'm not actually posting this from work.

Wrathblood, on Jul 9 2009, 03:04 PM, said:

Plus, we'd need to see a wws of the club action before we'll believe it.

Unfortunately most of my really good fights have expired. Also, the log for my best performance to date (the 10-phase Ibiza/Mykonos encounter) perished when my digital camera logging device was lost. I woke up in the barrens missing a shoe, my gold, and had to hoof it back to civilization. I was able to contact the GM-American Express and had my character restored, though the gems/enchants were lost forever.

[Innocence]

sobe


omg

<3

Jsut

<3

[orodruin]

veto.

orodruin, on Jul 9 2009, 08:27 PM, said:

veto.

I meant babies.

[Karela]

This is what I was reading:

Sobeyet, on Jul 9 2009, 05:31 PM, said:

Wow web stats reports:

I've only done one 25-man on the lock, but Heresiarch's WWS seems to be empty and I didn't take a log from last week. Maybe Karela deleted it because my performance was so bad once we started having anything to do with straight up dps to preserve my reputation of a dude that is balancing at least two cocks on his tongue at all times while maintaining a steady flow of useless bullshit into the ears of any unfortunate listeners nearby.

Tell us a bit about yourself:

I'm a 25 year old (emphasis on old) dude that lives in NY. During the summer I love to go out in the city pretending that there is still blood pumping through my veins - concerts, boozing, hitting on skanky girls (the only ones that will take me after feeding them a few drinks).

¹Actually the real reason I'm apping is because I am a raging elitist that has to not only grab all of the free attention ever available but grind peoples' faces in the sheer glory of how much better I am than them. Let me go find some screenshots to post that will prove I have worth...

Please don't publicly associate the two of us anymore, ok sweet cheeks?

[Innocence]

Karela, on Jul 9 2009, 03:46 PM, said:

This is what I was reading:



Please don't publicly associate the two of us anymore, ok sweet cheeks?

She's HITTING ON YOU DUDE


GO FOR ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Sobeyet]

Karela, on Jul 9 2009, 04:46 PM, said:

Please don't publicly associate the two of us anymore, ok sweet cheeks?

Aren't you the one who dated a 30-year old when she was 18? I'll check back in 5 years, I can pimp out the S&M dungeon to your liking by then. Oh wait, then you'll be too old anyway... My gender has a much more generous expiration date than yours my dear.

[Karela]

Sobeyet, on Jul 9 2009, 09:06 PM, said:

Aren't you the one who dated a 30-year old when she was 18? I'll check back in 5 years, I can pimp out the S&M dungeon to your liking by then. Oh wait, then you'll be too old anyway... My gender has a much more generous expiration date than yours my dear.

30 year old when I was 20, thank you very much. It was just barely scraping the creep zone.

And I have been feeling past my prime since I turned 18. I've already expired and at least I've accepted it and banished myself into hiding from the outside where all the hip young people hang out.

[Sobeyet]

Karela, on Jul 9 2009, 05:18 PM, said:

30 year old when I was 20, thank you very much. It was just barely scraping the creep zone.

FYI, that dude is my frickin' hero. Give me his address so I can send him some cigars.

Karela, on Jul 9 2009, 05:18 PM, said:

And I have been feeling past my prime since I turned 18. I've already expired and at least I've accepted it and banished myself into hiding from the outside where all the hip young people hang out.

Screw you for trying to make me feel bad when you started it, ok red cheeks?

[Karela]

Sobeyet, on Jul 9 2009, 09:25 PM, said:

Screw you for trying to make me feel bad when you started it, ok red cheeks?

Just advising that you follow suit and quit embarrassing yourself. It is getting sad.

I believe you started it when you brought up your age. You know I can't leave a statement pertaining to it alone.

[Sobeyet]

Karela, on Jul 9 2009, 05:32 PM, said:

Just advising that you follow suit and quit embarrassing yourself. It is getting sad.

I'm not the one who was getting smoked by a shitty warlock. lol Ranged DPS Lead. (In case you missed it "red cheeks" was in reference to you getting spanked by said warlock. I know how easily your pretty little head can get confused.)

Karela, on Jul 9 2009, 05:32 PM, said:

I believe you started it when you brought up your age. You know I can't leave a statement pertaining to it alone.

Hey, I wasn't trading barbs with anyone. You attacked me then went into female-self-pity mode when you couldn't handle my amazingly clever retorts.

[Karela]

Sobeyet, on Jul 9 2009, 09:42 PM, said:

I'm not the one who was getting smoked by a shitty warlock. lol Ranged DPS Lead. (In case you missed it "red cheeks" was in reference to you getting spanked by said warlock. I know how easily your pretty little head can get confused.)

At least you said I was pretty.

Sobeyet, on Jul 9 2009, 05:31 PM, said:

Maybe Karela deleted it because she was embarrassed.

Sobeyet, on Jul 9 2009, 09:42 PM, said:

Hey, I wasn't trading barbs with anyone.

Guess that was just a brier then.

[Innocence]

HOLY SHIT IS FUCKING HOT IN HERE

*Pant pant pant*

[Brumlaan]

shitty warlock

[Sobeyet]

Karela, on Jul 9 2009, 05:55 PM, said:

Guess that was just a brier then.

http://tinyurl.com/lnwrga

[Sobeyet]

I just realized how much Karela changed in the quote (just saw the big OLD and moved on, must've been when I was busy pretending to work), that's some mighty fine vitriol there. Kudos2u.

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Maybe Karela deleted it because my performance was so bad once we started having anything to do with straight up dps

By "straight up dps" you mean tank-and-spank, don't worry about moving, mash buttons? Verily, a worthy test of skill. I suppose you can pick a random week between November and April and see how much my hunter beat you on Patchwerk. I'll even give myself a 500 DPS handicap. If I was BM, 750.

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to preserve my reputation of a dude that is balancing at least two cocks on his tongue at all times while maintaining a steady flow of useless bullshit into the ears of any unfortunate listeners nearby.

First of all, if I'm performing fellatio on anyone's cock, it'll be my own, thx. Second of all, if I chose to balance multiple cocks on my tongue, I would do it brilliantly (and better than most people with far more experience). Third of all, I'm insulted at your implication that it takes effort on my part to spew bullshit; it's a natural phenemonon along the lines of Old Faithful.

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I'm a 25 year old (emphasis on old) dude that lives in NY. During the summer I love to go out in the city pretending that there is still blood pumping through my veins

Plenty of blood, not enough oxygen. Also not enough ADH enzymes, damn heritage.

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hitting on skanky girls (the only ones that will take me after feeding them a few drinks).

Have you been to Manhattan? If anything sucked the blood out of my veins it's the army of self-entitled 5'10" blondes (really brunette, but it's amazing what $200 a month can do) that expect a couple of $22 martinis before you say hi. Not Sobe's fault they're broke because they spent last month's paycheck on their bag, shoes, and sunglasses, right? Still better than the hipster chicks though, "look at me, I spent $1,200 on this outfit to look like a homeless guy with small tits!" /barf. At least the bridge-and-tunnel girls are easy pickings - decent enough looking when you're drunk and slutty enough to hate yourself just a bit in the morning.

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I am a raging elitist that has to not only grab all of the free attention ever available but grind peoples' faces in the sheer glory of how much better I am than them. Let me go find some screenshots to post that will prove I have worth...

This is so much win that I have to make it my new sig. Thank you. And your reward:

[Innocence]

Sobe are you really coming back?

:3


Don't tease me!